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Ultimately Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

Ultimately Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

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Long distance relationship takes more trust, work, and dedication to keep the fire burning.

Moreover, it’s not easy to understand what’s going on in your partner’s mind or guess their mood.

Upon that texting, skyping, or calling can take a toll on your daily life which in turn adds unbearable stress on your relationship.

All in all, it’s quite hard to stay away from your significant other and keep your relationship afloat.

However, that doesn’t mean your relationship won’t succeed.

The problems in a long distance relationship may be hard but not impossible.

All you need is a strong will and commitment to hold on to your love and build trust in the relationship gradually. Wouldn’t you, if it is true?

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Insanely Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes
Insanely Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

Previously, we covered an emotional list of distressing long distance quotes previously.

In complete contrast to that, We have now put together a collection of Funny long distance relationship quotes that are so appealing and inspiring at the same time.

These funny long distance quotes will brighten your day and push you harder to never give up.

Not only that, but these powerful quotes will also help you both to open up and connect well.

So, here you go – the cutest and funny long distance relationship quotes to cheer you up.

“I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”

Funny LDR Quote
Funny LDR Quote

“You are invited to delight me with a surprise visit during the long weekend. If you don’t, I will drive to you and kick your butt.”

Funny LDR Quotes
Funny LDR Quotes

“Falling in love with you was a clear case of hit and run. Cupid hit my heart with an arrow while you ran away to some strange and distant land. Get back so that I can punish you properly.”

Falling in love Quote
Falling in love Quote

“I Miss You Like A Fat Girl Misses Cookies.”

I miss you quote
I miss you quote

“Long distance relationships: Great for birth control. Not so great for simultaneous orgasms.”

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote
Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote

“Aw, your boyfriend’s at work, and you miss him?
That’s cute. Try being in a long distance relationship and get back to me.”

Cute Long Distance Relationship Quote
Cute Long Distance Relationship Quote

“This message is to let you know that your girlfriend is having a hard time coping up with your absence. Maybe a gift will cheer her up.”

LDR Quote about GIFT
LDR Quote about GIFT

“They say long distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… We should be mind-readers by now.”

– Lisa McKay
Long Distance Relationship Quote about Communication
Long Distance Relationship Quote about Communication

“If anyone asks me “What is hell?” I would answer “Distance between two people who love each other.”

What is hell LDR Quote
What is hell LDR Quote

“I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.”

Lovely Long Distance Relationship Quote
Lovely Long Distance Relationship Quote

“I certainly don’t miss your nagging but I miss your beautiful voice. Come back soon my pretty lady.”

Pretty LDR Quote
Pretty LDR Quote

“It’s been a year and 3 months since we’ve kissed, and I rather have the ghost of his mouth on my lips than kiss anyone else.”

– Alishah Khan
True Quote about Long Distance Relationship
True Quote about Long Distance Relationship

“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”

Before Marry Quotes
Before Marry Quotes

“You can be one hell of an annoying girlfriend but I still miss you to bits. This message comes with one big sloppy kiss. Muah.”

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote that is Kiss worthy
Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote that is Kiss worthy

“I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room.”

Long Distance Relationship Quote
Long Distance Relationship Quote

“Sometimes I miss you so much, I just want to rip you out of my dreams and hug you!”

Hug You Quote
Hug You Quote

“The longer you stay away from me, the more expensive a gift you will have to buy for me. No pressure darling. I’m just saying it’s your choice.”

It is your Choice Quote in Distance Relationship
It is your Choice Quote in Distance Relationship

“I know they say that only the boldest of couples can stay apart but I don’t intend to run for the bravery awards this year. Get back into my arms, Sweetheart.”

Sweetheart Quote
Sweetheart Quote

“Your sister and I are having so much fun messing up your room while you are away. If you want your stuff, you better get back soon.”

Funny LDR Quote about messing your room
Funny LDR Quote about messing your room

“Sweetie, I really need you to come back right now because I have lost the keys to my house and you are the only one who has a duplicate set.”

Duplicate Key Set Quote
Duplicate Key Set Quote

“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about missing the partner
Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about missing the partner

“You will get chocolates, romantic dates, and a passionate time in the bedroom if you come back soon. If not, you will be given a warm welcome with a nice big slap. Come back you idiot, I miss you.”

Funny LDR Quote for Him
Funny LDR Quote for Him

“Just because I am so nice to you every day does not mean that I am not angry about you moving away. A cheap gift will not make up for the 12 months we have been away from each other. Diamonds will do.”

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about Diamonds as gift
Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about Diamonds as gift

“Beer, chips, and pizza have become my favorite pastime since you’ve been gone. Unless you want a bloated boyfriend, come back soon.”

A very funny LDR Quote
A very funny LDR Quote

“I miss you so much, that I can’t stop thinking about you no matter what I am doing. As proof, I wrote this message while thinking about you in the toilet.”

Thinking about you in the Toilet Quote
Thinking about you in the Toilet Quote

“Whoever coined the term ‘absence makes a heart grow fonder’, was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch grow crazy.”

– Toni Aleo
Absence Makes a Bitch Grow Crazy Quote
Absence Makes a Bitch Grow Crazy Quote

“I remember bringing in the hands-off policy one time when we fought but I think you took it too seriously. When do I get to see you, Sweetie?”

Sweet Long Distance Relationship Quote
Sweet Long Distance Relationship Quote

“Want to learn how someone really handles frustration? Put them in a long distance relationship and give them a slow internet connection.”

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about Handling frustration
Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about Handling frustration

“I don’t want to spend the rest of my life texting, emailing snap-chatting, and messaging you on Facebook.”

Rest of my LIFE LDR Quote
Rest of my LIFE LDR Quote

“Did you know that international flights serve free drinks and food? What are you waiting for? Grab a ticket and come home right away.”

Grab A Ticket Quote
Grab A Ticket Quote

“They think I’m crazy because I have been reading about teleporting.”

Long Distance Relationship Quote about Teleporting
Long Distance Relationship Quote about Teleporting

“Word has it that everyone in class thinks that I am single again now that you are away. Better come back and quell those rumors.”

I am singly again now quote
I am singly again now quote

“Does distance really matter?
You love your favorite actor, drool for your favorite singer, and await patiently for the next art from your favorite artist or writer. Why not the one you love?”

– Jane Morsel
Does DISTANCE Really Matter Quote
Does DISTANCE Really Matter Quote

“I can hear your laugh from so many miles away. I can feel your touch from so far. I can see your smile across borders. Let’s just stop this telepathy and get together soon.”

Long Distance Relationship Quote about Getting Together Soon
Long Distance Relationship Quote about Getting Together Soon

“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

I Love You Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote
I Love You Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote

“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.”

Funny Long Distance Relationship quote about The Perfect Crime
Funny Long Distance Relationship quotes about The Perfect Crime

“My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.”

Funny LDR Quote about My Life
Funny LDR Quote about My Life

“I wish you could see the stupid smiles I get when we’re texting.”

The Stupid Smiles Quote
The Stupid Smiles Quote

“That, ‘You hang up first, No, YOU hang up first” crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times.”

The crap message quote
The crap message quote

“I was a night owl before you. Now I get up at 5 am just to call before you go to bed.”

Funny Distance Relationship about Night Owl
Funny Distance Relationship about Night Owl

“The rules of long distance relationships should be the same as those posted at public pools: Walk, don’t run. And no diving in headfirst, even if the water looks deep enough.”

– Lisa McKay
Rules of Long Distance Relationship Quote
Rules of Long Distance Relationship Quote

“I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.”

Iphone Samsung LDR Quote
Iphone Samsung LDR Quote

“No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.”

A Long Distance Relationship Quote
A Long Distance Relationship Quote

“The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.”

The only Benefit of having a long distance boyfriend
The only benefit of having a long distance boyfriend

“I wish I could teleport to you.”

Funny long distance relationship quote about Teleporting
Funny long distance relationship quote about Teleporting

“I’ve been looking for a replacement for you and haven’t found anyone! You’re lucky.”

Long Distance Relationship You are Lucky Quote
Long Distance Relationship You are Lucky Quote

“Concerts are boring, movies are no fun, hanging out at the mall feels like a drag, and every day seems like a whirlpool of loneliness. Come back, baby.”

Come back baby Quote in LDR
Come back baby Quote in LDR

“Every inch of my body misses you. The life has been sucked out of me since you left.”

Distance Relationship Quote about Missing you
Distance Relationship Quote about Missing you

“All I want from you this Christmas is a romantic winter date. Please tell me that Santa will bring me what I want, won’t he?”

A Romantic Winter Date Quote
A Romantic Winter Date Quote

“Skype, GTalk, Facebook, and FaceTime aren’t enough. I need you here, in my arms. I love you.”

I need you here in my arms quote
I need you here in my arms quote

The Bottom Line

We hope these funny long distance relationship quotes will give you and your distant love a much-needed boost to your lover’s journey.

Remember, True love can endure any circumstances and reach across any distance.

Stay strong and hold on to your love.

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