Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

Long distance relationship takes more trust, work, and dedication to keep the fire burning.

Moreover, it’s not easy to understand what’s going on in your partner’s mind or guess their mood.

Upon that texting, skyping, or calling can take a toll on your daily life which in turn adds unbearable stress on your relationship.

All in all, it's quite hard to stay away from your significant other and keep your relationship afloat.

However, that doesn’t mean your relationship won’t succeed.

The problems in a long distance relationships may be hard but not impossible.

All you need is a strong will and commitment to hold on to your love. Wouldn’t you, if it is true?

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Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

Insanely Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes

Previously, we covered an emotional list of distressing long distance quotes previously.

In complete contrast to that, We have now put together a collection of Funny long distance relationship quotes that are so appealing and inspiring at the same time.

These funny long distance quotes will brighten your day and push you harder to never give up.

Not only that, but these powerful quotes will also help you both to open up and connect well.

So, here you go - the cutest and funny long distance relationship quotes to cheer you up.

Funny LDR Quote

"I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox."

Funny LDR Quotes

"You are invited to delight me with a surprise visit during the long weekend. If you don't, I will drive to you and kick your butt."

Falling in love Quote

"Falling in love with you was a clear case of hit and run. Cupid hit my heart with an arrow while you ran away to some strange and distant land. Get back so that I can punish you properly."

I miss you quote

"I Miss You Like A Fat Girl Misses Cookies."

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote

"Long distance relationships: Great for birth control. Not so great for simultaneous orgasms."

Cute Long Distance Relationship Quote

"Aw, your boyfriend’s at work and you miss him?

That’s cute. Try being in a long distance relationship and get back to me."

LDR Quote about GIFT

"This message is to let you know that your girlfriend is having a hard time coping up with your absence. Maybe a gift will cheer her up."

Long Distance Relationship Quote about Communication

"They say long distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… We should be mind-readers by now."

- Lisa McKay

What is hell LDR Quote

"If anyone asks me “What is hell?” I would answer “Distance between two people who love each other."

Lovely Long Distance Relationship Quote

"I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed."

Pretty LDR Quote

"I certainly don't miss your nagging but I miss your beautiful voice. Come back soon my pretty lady."

True Quote about Long Distance Relationship

"It’s been a year and 3 months since we’ve kissed, and I rather have the ghost of his mouth on my lips than kiss anyone else."

- Alishah Khan

Before Marry Quotes

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote that is Kiss worthy

"You can be one hell of an annoying girlfriend but I still miss you to bits. This message comes with one big sloppy kiss. Muah."

Long Distance Relationship Quote

"I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room."

Hug You Quote

"Sometimes I miss you so much, I just want to rip you out of my dreams and hug you!"

It is your Choice Quote in Distance Relationship

"The longer you stay away from me, the more expensive a gift you will have to buy for me. No pressure darling. I'm just saying it's your choice."

Sweetheart Quote

"I know they say that only the boldest of couples can stay apart but I don't intend to run for the bravery awards this year. Get back into my arms, Sweetheart."

Funny LDR Quote about messing your room

"Your sister and I are having so much fun messing up your room while you are away. If you want your stuff, you better get back soon."

Duplicate Key Set Quote

"Sweetie, I really need you to come back right now because I have lost the keys to my house and you are the only one who has a duplicate set."

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about missing the partner

"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."

Funny LDR Quote for Him

"You will get chocolates, romantic dates, and a passionate time in the bedroom if you come back soon. If not, you will be given a warm welcome with a nice big slap. Come back you idiot, I miss you."

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about Diamonds as gift

"Just because I am so nice to you every day does not mean that I am not angry about you moving away. A cheap gift will not make up for the 12 months we have been away from each other. Diamonds will do."

A very funny LDR Quote

"Beer, chips, and pizza have become my favorite pastime since you've been gone. Unless you want a bloated boyfriend, come back soon."

Thinking about you in the Toilet Quote

"I miss you so much, that I can't stop thinking about you no matter what I am doing. As proof, I wrote this message while thinking about you in the toilet."

Absence Makes a Bitch Grow Crazy Quote

"Whoever coined the term 'absence makes a heart grow fonder', was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch grow crazy."

- Toni Aleo

Sweet Long Distance Relationship Quote

"I remember bringing in the hands-off policy one time when we fought but I think you took it too seriously. When do I get to see you, Sweetie?"

Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote about Handling frustration

"Want to learn how someone really handles frustration? Put them in a long distance relationship and give them a slow internet connection."

Rest of my LIFE LDR Quote

"I don’t want to spend the rest of my life texting, emailing snap-chatting and messaging you on Facebook."

"Did you know that international flights serve free drinks and food? What are you waiting for? Grab a ticket and come home right away."

Long Distance Relationship Quote about Teleporting

"They think I’m crazy because I have been reading about teleporting."

I am singly again now quote

"Word has it that everyone in class thinks that I am single again now that you are away. Better come back and quell those rumours."

Does DISTANCE Really Matter Quote

"Does distance really matter?

You love your favourite actor, drool for your favorite singer and await patiently for the next art from your favorite artist or writer. Why not the one you love?"

- Jane Morsel

Long Distance Relationship Quote about Getting Together Soon

"I can hear your laugh from so many miles away. I can feel your touch from so far. I can see your smile across borders. Let's just stop this telepathy and get together soon."

I Love You Funny Long Distance Relationship Quote

"I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you."

Funny Long Distance Relationship quote about The Perfect Crime

"Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine."

Funny LDR Quote about My Life

"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes."

The Stupid Smiles Quote

"I wish you could see the stupid smiles I get when we’re texting."

The crap message quote

"That, 'You hang up first, No, YOU hang up first” crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times."

Funny Distance Relationship about Night Owl

"I was a night owl before you. Now I get up at 5 am just to call before you go to bed."

Rules of Long Distance Relationship Quote

"The rules of long distance relationships should be the same as those posted at public pools: Walk, don’t run. And no diving in headfirst, even if the water looks deep enough."

- Lisa McKay

Iphone Samsung LDR Quote

"I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work."

A Long Distance Relationship Quote

"No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE."

The only Benefit of having a long distance boyfriend

"The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much."

Funny long distance relationship quote about Teleporting

"I wish I could teleport to you."

Long Distance Relationship You are Lucky Quote

"I've been looking for a replacement for you and haven't found anyone! You're lucky."

Come back baby Quote in LDR

"Concerts are boring, movies are no fun, hanging out at the mall feels like a drag, and every day seems like a whirlpool of loneliness. Come back, baby."

Distance Relationship Quote about Missing you

"Every inch of my body misses you. The life has been sucked out of me since you left."

A Romantic Winter Date Quote

"All I want from you this Christmas is a romantic winter date. Please tell me that Santa will bring me what I want, won't he?"

I need you here in my arms quote

"Skype, GTalk, Facebook and FaceTime aren't enough. I need you here, in my arms. I love you."


The Bottom Line

We hope these funny long distance relationship quotes will give you and your distant love a much-needed boost to your lover journey.

Remember, True love can endure any circumstances and reach across any distance.

Stay strong and hold on to your love.

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