Long distance relationship takes more trust, work, and dedication to keep the fire burning.
Moreover, it’s not easy to understand what’s going on in your partner’s mind or guess their mood.
Upon that texting, skyping, or calling can take a toll on your daily life which in turn adds unbearable stress on your relationship.
All in all, it’s quite hard to stay away from your significant other and keep your relationship afloat.
However, that doesn’t mean your relationship won’t succeed.
The problems in a long distance relationship may be hard but not impossible.
All you need is a strong will and commitment to hold on to your love and build trust in the relationship gradually. Wouldn’t you, if it is true?
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Funny Long Distance Relationship Quotes
Previously, we covered an emotional list of distressing long distance quotes previously.
In complete contrast to that, We have now put together a collection of Funny long distance relationship quotes that are so appealing and inspiring at the same time.
These funny long distance quotes will brighten your day and push you harder to never give up.
Not only that, but these powerful quotes will also help you both to open up and connect well.
So, here you go – the cutest and funny long distance relationship quotes to cheer you up.
“I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”
“You are invited to delight me with a surprise visit during the long weekend. If you don’t, I will drive to you and kick your butt.”
“Falling in love with you was a clear case of hit and run. Cupid hit my heart with an arrow while you ran away to some strange and distant land. Get back so that I can punish you properly.”
“I Miss You Like A Fat Girl Misses Cookies.”
“Long distance relationships: Great for birth control. Not so great for simultaneous orgasms.”
“Aw, your boyfriend’s at work, and you miss him?
That’s cute. Try being in a long distance relationship and get back to me.”
“This message is to let you know that your girlfriend is having a hard time coping up with your absence. Maybe a gift will cheer her up.”
“They say long distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… We should be mind-readers by now.”– Lisa McKay
“If anyone asks me “What is hell?” I would answer “Distance between two people who love each other.”
“I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.”
“I certainly don’t miss your nagging but I miss your beautiful voice. Come back soon my pretty lady.”
“It’s been a year and 3 months since we’ve kissed, and I rather have the ghost of his mouth on my lips than kiss anyone else.”– Alishah Khan
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
“You can be one hell of an annoying girlfriend but I still miss you to bits. This message comes with one big sloppy kiss. Muah.”
“I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room.”
“Sometimes I miss you so much, I just want to rip you out of my dreams and hug you!”
“The longer you stay away from me, the more expensive a gift you will have to buy for me. No pressure darling. I’m just saying it’s your choice.”
“I know they say that only the boldest of couples can stay apart but I don’t intend to run for the bravery awards this year. Get back into my arms, Sweetheart.”
“Your sister and I are having so much fun messing up your room while you are away. If you want your stuff, you better get back soon.”
“Sweetie, I really need you to come back right now because I have lost the keys to my house and you are the only one who has a duplicate set.”
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
“You will get chocolates, romantic dates, and a passionate time in the bedroom if you come back soon. If not, you will be given a warm welcome with a nice big slap. Come back you idiot, I miss you.”
“Just because I am so nice to you every day does not mean that I am not angry about you moving away. A cheap gift will not make up for the 12 months we have been away from each other. Diamonds will do.”
“Beer, chips, and pizza have become my favorite pastime since you’ve been gone. Unless you want a bloated boyfriend, come back soon.”
“I miss you so much, that I can’t stop thinking about you no matter what I am doing. As proof, I wrote this message while thinking about you in the toilet.”
“Whoever coined the term ‘absence makes a heart grow fonder’, was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch grow crazy.”– Toni Aleo
“I remember bringing in the hands-off policy one time when we fought but I think you took it too seriously. When do I get to see you, Sweetie?”
“Want to learn how someone really handles frustration? Put them in a long distance relationship and give them a slow internet connection.”
“I don’t want to spend the rest of my life texting, emailing snap-chatting, and messaging you on Facebook.”
“Did you know that international flights serve free drinks and food? What are you waiting for? Grab a ticket and come home right away.”
“They think I’m crazy because I have been reading about teleporting.”
“Word has it that everyone in class thinks that I am single again now that you are away. Better come back and quell those rumors.”
“Does distance really matter?– Jane Morsel
You love your favorite actor, drool for your favorite singer, and await patiently for the next art from your favorite artist or writer. Why not the one you love?”
“I can hear your laugh from so many miles away. I can feel your touch from so far. I can see your smile across borders. Let’s just stop this telepathy and get together soon.”
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.”
“My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.”
“I wish you could see the stupid smiles I get when we’re texting.”
“That, ‘You hang up first, No, YOU hang up first” crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times.”
“I was a night owl before you. Now I get up at 5 am just to call before you go to bed.”
“The rules of long distance relationships should be the same as those posted at public pools: Walk, don’t run. And no diving in headfirst, even if the water looks deep enough.”– Lisa McKay
“I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.”
“No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.”
“The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.”
“I wish I could teleport to you.”
“I’ve been looking for a replacement for you and haven’t found anyone! You’re lucky.”
“Concerts are boring, movies are no fun, hanging out at the mall feels like a drag, and every day seems like a whirlpool of loneliness. Come back, baby.”
“Every inch of my body misses you. The life has been sucked out of me since you left.”
“All I want from you this Christmas is a romantic winter date. Please tell me that Santa will bring me what I want, won’t he?”
“Skype, GTalk, Facebook, and FaceTime aren’t enough. I need you here, in my arms. I love you.”
The Bottom Line
We hope these funny long distance relationship quotes will give you and your distant love a much-needed boost to your lover’s journey.
Remember, True love can endure any circumstances and reach across any distance.
Stay strong and hold on to your love.